How to programme a cat...

When you decide that it is time to own a cat and you have chosen your little furry moggy, don't forget there will be various extras required. Various injections, litter trays and food and of course the cat will need to be micro chipped. This will ensure if it lands in anyone else's garden they can take it to the vet who can read the post code and post it back to you, simples!
Unfortunately the cat will, at some time or, unless it is totally neurotic, want to go outside and explore the big wide world. To facilitate this you will need to cut a big hole in your back door and fit a cat flap. Once trained, the cat will then be able to go in and out without asking permission first. If you want added protection from other cats who will want to occupy your house you can fit a cat flap with a sensor that opens the cat flap when yours and only your cat sticks its head in the flap, very useful. Of course you have to get the micro chip in the cat to talk to the sensor in the cat flap so it recognises your cat only. The process for this is easy but often omitted from the instructions with the cat flap. Follow the following simple instructions and you will have a fully operational cat flap for the life of the cat. Hold the cat under your arm and close, about a metre from the cat flap ( check batteries first ) - press the nose of the cat three times, then move the right leg forward and back twice and finally wind the tail in a clockwise direction twice. Point the cat into the flap and you should see the it unlock so the cat can go through. Now your cat is fully programmed to your cat flap and you should have years of trouble free mousing!