big and clever.......

i thought it was about time i put fingers to keyboard and created a new post. there have been a number of issues that have crossed my mind in the last few days which have either made me smile or simply wonder what the world is coming to! firstly i thought of an excellent win win way of making a great deal of money with very little initial outlay (apart from about £3.00 for a replica toy gun). I was considering holding up a bank or building society. if i got away with it i would be up by however much they gave me - say £1,000,000. pretty good for an afternoons work i thought unless your name is branson or sugar. anyway what if i got caught i hear you say. well thats the win win. i would of course plead guilty and go to prison, pretty good accommodation these days i hear, and then i would claim compensation for poor treatment you know the milk on my cornflakes was the wrong temperature or they ordered the wrong daily paper or if they made me eat marmite i would probably attempt to kill myself. apparently prisoners who get bad treatment like this can claim huge sums in compensation so i would claim my well earned £1,000,000 back in compensation. so there you have it win win.
secondly a joke which i heard yesterday made me smile. what do you call a blonde with two brain cells - pregnant....
This week also will be remembered as the week when hard rockers all over europe have came out. not of course relating to their sexual orientation (that is still not very clear) but these hard faced, sadistic, masochistic rockers have revealed what they really do on a saturday night. yes folks they sit in front of the tv and watch the eurovision song contest and then they actually care enough to vote. oh lorde lorde somehow i think thats not done a great deal for any self respecting hard rockers image. the funniest bit was the evil monster bloke holding the really naf award trophy. he could have at least bitten a chunk out of it! anyone who has any ideas for a crazy band who obviously don't need to sing for next year's event let me know.
yesterday was a good day for robyn hughes who started to walk....yes robyn it is big and it is clever...well done robyn....