burn baby burn.....

it was november 5th, bonfire night and kkkevin and kkkatrina had booked tickets to attend special firework event at chchchivinor airfield. kkkevin had innocently thought it might be difficult to syncronise the fireworks with the jump jets landing and taking off but was reasured when he was told that the red arrows were running the event. seven people running an event for twenty thousand seemed a bit dodgy but when kkkatrina said dddon't bbe sssilly kkkevin they are jjust in chchcharge. oh i sseee said kkkevin. the line 'if you burn it they will come' came to mind from the b movie airfield of dreams as kkkevin and kkkatrina proceeded like a long red and white snake into the safety zone. dodo you ffancy a bububurger kkatrina said hungrily and so they queued for ten minutes moving slowly forward to a burger tent which was so full of smoke that you need a night vision headset to see what you were paying for. mmmmustard said kkkevin pppardon said kkkatrina. kkevin just aimed and squirted the mustard anyway in the vague hope that it would land on her burger. kkkevin said kkkatrina yyou've jjust squirted mmmmustard all ddown mmy fffront. luckily kkkatrina had some wet wipes so they soon sorted that out and made their way to the fireworks. the local radio station was there blasting out some really hip music like the way to amorella and similar. it was obviously going to be an exciting display as there was a full size model of the houses of parliament in miniature and some guy leaning against it who were both waiting to be burned to death. wwwait for it said kkkevin as the radio station counted down to the start of the display. pppardon said kkkatrina. five four three two one and the music started. the fireworks were amazing. ffflip bbblooming heck and shshshugar were some of the words heard. kkkatrina said mmm and aaaahhh and corrr. the music and the explosions got louder and louder and louder until a final immense explosion. kkkevin was visibly shaken. he stood still for a few seconds then jumped up in the air. katrina, katrina the explosions have stopped my stutter its a miracle. kevin kept appearing above the crowd as he jumped for joy. kkkatrina said kkkevin what yyy dddoing. i'm not stuttering listen. kkkatrina said pardon these bbblinking fireworks have mmmade mme go ccccompletely ddddeaf.....oh well said kkkevin as they walked back to the car.