with apologies to Edward Lear........

There was a young lady from galway
who saw a large rat in the hallway
what she thought was a rat
was only the cat
on the mat in the hallway in galway
russ

A couple, on tour around Eire
called at Limerick, en route to Co. Clare
They thought twas a pity,
when they saw the city -
They were glad that they weren't staying there.
Marg!