F1 pace mower driver required!

Just taken delivery of my new F1 mower. McLaren and Ferrari livery with self proplusion - that must be traction control. Bigger engine of course - 4hp! wow I'm not sure if I'll be able to handle the G forces. I specified Bridgestone tyres but they've put solid rubber Michelins on so I'll have to put a chicane halfway down the lawn! I was going to test it today but it's pouring with rain so will just have to polish it instead! Got a week off to look forward to next week when I can get on with the house, considerably I hope. Found a gardener yesterday, yippee! Booked in a few days over the next couple of months, so we hope that will help us to sort out the garden a bit more. I think he genuinely loved the garden and is looking forward to helping us develop it. Weekend looks promising with Live 8, F1, Wimbledon and 2 gigs. Probably means no one in the universe will want to buy a car, buy hey, whats new!!